Living from Day to Daze

Poetically using other people’s words and thoughts to explain how I really can’t stand your existance anymore. Instead of just manning the fuck up and telling you what tiny little thing you did wrong to upset the delicate balance of the world revolving around me, I decided to sit behind a screen and bitch, because I am too afraid that I am most likely wrong and I will look like the bad guy. So to you, un-named person that everyone is secretly worrying is themselves, I have some kind of negative emotion towards you, but you’d never know because I’m too busy telling my cool internet friends about it.

kaitlynkilledherself:

Ughh.

This is exactly why I don’t watch MTV anymore. They make it look as if every single person in New Jersey is a skank or a guido tool and i’m sick of it. Producers at MTV choose the loudest and most obnoxious portion of our population (which is only about 10% of us) and make the entire garden state look like a bunch of dick wads.

I mean seriously. Whatdafuck.

 sadly, almost all of the people on that show aren’t from jersey

harryfuckingpotter:

 Death Eater Rules:

1. No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
2. No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
3. All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling etc.
4. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
5. No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
6. A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
7. No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
8. No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
9. All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort’s summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)

 The first rule for Death Eaters; you don’t talk about Death Eaters
(I think 9 is my favorite rule)